Re: How not to win £1 million!

Chill37 Mon Dec 10, 2012 1:28 pm

Will it all be filmed on what appears to be a mobile phone?

Mulldog Mon Dec 10, 2012 1:31 pm

It's a wrap! tongue

Charly Mon Dec 10, 2012 1:35 pm

Can I be in it, can I, can I Laughing

I can do a mean cackle!

Hinch Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:29 pm

I already have you pencilled in as Kathy Bates' body-double Charly.

As sensitivities are running quite high, we are in discussions about how to portray the Groomers. As any racial connection is denied, we are in discussions with the Guild of Actors of Short Stature (GASS) to see if they can supply us with 40-50 of their members to portray sinister, Oompa Loompa-type characters that live in the sewers.

Metcalfe's Equine Actors Inc have agreed to supply Preacher's horse and we are in contact with the Blind, Deaf and Dumb Institute to supply someone to play the retired Council Executive.

The late Cyril 'Boss' Redneck will be portrayed by Mr Blobby.

Charly Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:38 pm

Hinch wrote:I already have you pencilled in as Kathy Bates' body-double Charly.

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Oh good! I can do all my own stunts too.
I could also double up as an oompah loompha along with Jeanie, we are both fully paid up members of GASS.

Atlas Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:19 am

NAW! IT'S BEEN DONE ALREADY. She said a 'script writer' not a 'scene swiper'. Do a re-write and we will take another look at it. Can't do wi' these Johnnie-come lateley's - grunt, grumble,growl,moan,moan - - - - Wink

cyfrifia Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:48 pm

Rochdale wins a million! For being forgotten. Shocked

http://www.rochdaleonline.co.uk/news-features/2/news-headlines/76017/lottery-to-give-1m-to-forgotten-rochdale

Guest Wed Dec 12, 2012 12:08 am

Perhaps RBH could have a chat with TCM about how to compile a winning bid?

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