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Joke for the day.

Post  teamplayer2 on Sat Jun 06, 2015 8:33 am

Seen this joke from another site. I thought it was pretty good. Thought you might like it.

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.
There was a sign on the cage that said '£35.00.'
"Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought, "That's really not so bad." When her two daughters returned home from work, the bird saw and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended, but then began to laugh about the situation, considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
Minutes later, the woman's husband Freddie, came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said,
"Hi, Freddie!"
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Post  cyfrifia on Sat Jun 06, 2015 10:20 am

That seems to be the funniest parrot joke on the internet, the others are worse. Smile

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Post  Atlas on Sat Jun 06, 2015 1:55 pm

Well done teamplayer2. Brightened my day - Very Happy . Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile
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