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Post  teamplayer2 Sun Sep 09, 2012 7:57 pm

Are we allowed to tell jokes within reason? Also that we do have to be careful what jokes we tell?

Over to you Mods.
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Post  Admin Sun Sep 09, 2012 8:02 pm

As longs as it's not the one about the scoutmaster, three nuns and a tin of pineapple rings.

We all know that one.
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Post  southernbelle Sun Sep 09, 2012 8:05 pm

There was a young man from Australia,
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Post  Hinch Sun Sep 09, 2012 8:09 pm

A U.S. prospector called Dave
Once found a dead tart in a cave
He said, "It's disgusting
"She only needs dusting
"And think of the money I'll save"

Lets see if that gets past the Mods!
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Post  Admin Sun Sep 09, 2012 8:13 pm

Funny and rude is ok. Funny and crude isn't.

Watch it Hinch or you could be the first to be out on your ass.
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Post  Hinch Sun Sep 09, 2012 8:16 pm

I guess I won't do the one about the young girl from Albany then.
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Post  past it Sun Sep 09, 2012 9:34 pm

The sexual life of a camel is harder than anyone thinks
At the height of the mating season it tries to b****r the sphinx
But the sphinx's a**l orifice is blocked by the sands of the Nile
Which accounts for the hump on the camel
And the sphinx's inscrutable smile.


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